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A man is in a hotel lobby.
% W. k& y/ K& P" s+ KHe wants to ask the clerk a question.5 T" g; D: _6 o0 G. D
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast." r( R" F9 h8 g, P: D
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.". ?) i( j0 E1 I
She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |