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A man is in a hotel lobby.
, b' D0 S" R6 n5 q2 P# F8 `& m* C- dHe wants to ask the clerk a question.9 P' s6 k' Y6 f. \, Z v4 s% d$ v2 ^
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
8 L0 N- N4 U6 B cThey are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
" m. X* v, ~/ I; ]* _! ^She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |