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A man is in a hotel lobby.
8 i) ^; G! [& U4 ^. GHe wants to ask the clerk a question.
' a+ N5 t+ [& l8 VAs he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
8 I6 S. [. K0 EThey are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
% ?: z- [ @8 r; o& k4 n8 VShe replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |