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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.
- R9 |6 S# E- \* I"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."
% o' z3 H' F5 x: z( Y"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.
1 u: I" Q. g/ X"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
9 s# x4 h8 _( L8 N% v/ C. W"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.
/ b, B, n# U) o1 `( p0 e1 r"Thanks, Father," said the old man.
9 ~: o, Q$ ^9 `+ H# p' R"That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"0 e' Q! |9 } X5 s. t. K7 c
"Of course, my son," said the priest.
( F9 d4 m8 p' A1 c( OThe old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?". |