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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.' n) W# W* m. G
"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."! H. }/ i6 ~8 W' h! J: J. Q
"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.
2 T( d: Y, D8 Z"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
+ D0 N0 O: Y6 I$ ^) D2 N"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.
1 x5 Z' `0 I3 T7 ~4 O b"Thanks, Father," said the old man.
6 ~" ]5 [& P, C7 e( p; A9 \"That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"
/ s, {4 L6 \1 J# @/ X) _, @"Of course, my son," said the priest.8 l) u3 ~# C2 X1 s9 F1 i% V0 N
The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?". |