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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.
) D$ b8 v' w. W2 M8 A"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."3 [' E/ X! A7 G
"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.
. W; v7 l, @$ ]2 a"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
0 w. `' {6 F( k, S"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.5 d5 \0 U0 v: N/ V
"Thanks, Father," said the old man.5 u V' E8 V& I- u. ~! G9 X0 u/ ?
"That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"
9 {8 p' W1 ]0 z- W5 L5 P2 O1 M"Of course, my son," said the priest.
0 @: n; @' o! I. A z9 lThe old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?". |