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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.
' c. y! A7 a9 `7 r9 `: G"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."; ?* v$ W! K; | Y$ f* c2 _2 f6 G+ m
"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.
4 s: r! l9 V" y' O/ W"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
; E- Z! l& H5 c* U6 w"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.
) |2 Y8 ^! y- b m6 m; B% s$ ], t"Thanks, Father," said the old man.
, Q: v7 A& U& }$ B( O"That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"
; d% d: d+ x! i, y/ z" I- W, u1 m"Of course, my son," said the priest.
8 s: V3 e8 E+ {; m R T3 FThe old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?". |